Does anyone else remember...

Bonkers!

One of my childhood favourites.

I miss decent cartoons. Kids TV these days is terrible. Best thing they've done lately was make a new X-Men animated series.

I can't believe this exists

I bet you're wondering... "it can't be him. Can it?"

Oh yes! It sure is the best/worst TV chef to grace our screens. Mr Ainsley Harriot himself.

Keith: An instant classic..a 'seminal' if you will. However, the video introduces a phenomenon that has baffled established, sibling-bioscientins for years...Twins of different race. The Ainsley Harriot/Calypso twins member #2 brotherhood illustrates the mystery in all it's glory, with a soundtrack that cannot be reckoned with!

Lets celebrate and have a 'world party'! Ainsley and his bro' have been doing it since the 'days of womb'.

Sovvy Strength get Back to the Wall Live

I hope that if/when Jesus rises again he comes back with flesh tunnels, shorts and a Sovvy Strength tshirt.
I'm sure even he's a card-carrying member of the God Fearing Youth.

Altogether now... "I WILL NOT COMPROMISE..."

Dale Winton's lost pop career

If only he'd stuck to making pop songs... the charts today would be filled with Winton classics!

Dale Winton strikes again...unveiled!

Keith: Recently, I posted a picture taunting Dale Winton. Bazzle questioned the original photo, asking:

"Is Mr. Winton hoovering the floor?"

I took this upon myself to investigate. I don't appreciate what I discovered.

I sourced the picture back to the original, an article from the sun. However, the picture had been cropped!

But why!?
Not just to hide the hoover!

(This may destroy your past assumptions of Dale Winton.)

The picture reveiled Win-ton is actually something far from ordinary.

I bet you thought it was just his raw wit that dazzled.
I bet he was your idol.

But No...Dale Winton is infact, a midget below the waste.
A Half midget if you will

Now that you think back, have you ever seen his murky lower self? :O

In other news: Daleks Storm John Fashanu

Serenaded By...

Ben: We all have a place in our hearts for Les.

Keith: Agreed.

Winton strikes again

Keith: "...if only they knew."

We can see his two hands..but on closer inspection.. Where's his third?!

Ben: Is Mr. Winton hoovering the floor?