Dale Winton strikes again...unveiled!

Keith: Recently, I posted a picture taunting Dale Winton. Bazzle questioned the original photo, asking:

"Is Mr. Winton hoovering the floor?"

I took this upon myself to investigate. I don't appreciate what I discovered.

I sourced the picture back to the original, an article from the sun. However, the picture had been cropped!

But why!?
Not just to hide the hoover!

(This may destroy your past assumptions of Dale Winton.)

The picture reveiled Win-ton is actually something far from ordinary.

I bet you thought it was just his raw wit that dazzled.
I bet he was your idol.

But No...Dale Winton is infact, a midget below the waste.
A Half midget if you will

Now that you think back, have you ever seen his murky lower self? :O

In other news: Daleks Storm John Fashanu

Winton strikes again

Keith: "...if only they knew."

We can see his two hands..but on closer inspection.. Where's his third?!

Ben: Is Mr. Winton hoovering the floor?

Yip-Yip do Homecoming

If your planning on ruining a school dance... just invite these guys.


Keith: Granted! Although we had Dale Winton host ours. And he can just fuck right off! Winton used to be the man that you loved cos he was so so bad. It's funny how you can love and hate people for being terrible.

Les Dennis - Love for being terrible
Ainsley Harriot - Love for being terrible
Keith Chegwin - Love for being terrible
amongst many others

Dale is a changed man. Long are the days of supermarket sweep love. Now you can find him partying with Noel Edmonds.

I say we forgive Barrymore, and blame Winton!