Dale Winton strikes again...unveiled!

Keith: Recently, I posted a picture taunting Dale Winton. Bazzle questioned the original photo, asking:

"Is Mr. Winton hoovering the floor?"

I took this upon myself to investigate. I don't appreciate what I discovered.

I sourced the picture back to the original, an article from the sun. However, the picture had been cropped!

But why!?
Not just to hide the hoover!

(This may destroy your past assumptions of Dale Winton.)

The picture reveiled Win-ton is actually something far from ordinary.

I bet you thought it was just his raw wit that dazzled.
I bet he was your idol.

But No...Dale Winton is infact, a midget below the waste.
A Half midget if you will

Now that you think back, have you ever seen his murky lower self? :O

In other news: Daleks Storm John Fashanu